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1.How do you fit six million Jews in a VW Beetle?
Put them in the ashtray. 2.What do you do with a Jew with A.D.D.?
Put him in a concentration camp. 3.What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. 4.What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Jew?
Santa goes down the chimney. 5.What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
A bar of soap doesn't die after 45 seconds in the shower. 6.What goes "click" 5,999,999 times and then "ding"?
A Jewish cash register. 7.Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
They give them gas. 8.What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics?
The Olympic flame. 9.What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
Jews burn longer. 10.Why did Hitler kill himself?
He got his gas bill. INDEX © No copyright.