Nigger Bill of Rights
Amendment I
Congress can make no law altering the established fact that a black man is a nigger.
Amendment II
The right of any white person to apprehend a nigger will not be infringed.
Amendment III
No nigger shall, at any time, fail to obey any public authority figures—even when beyond the jurisdiction of their authority.
Amendment IV
The fact that a Black man is a nigger is sufficient probable cause for him to be searched and seized.
Amendment V
Any nigger accused of a crime is to be punished without any due process whatsoever.
Amendment VI
In all prosecutions of niggers, their accuser shall enjoy the right of a speedy apprehension. While the accused nigger shall enjoy a dehumanizing and humiliating arrest.
Amendment VII
Niggers must remain within the confines of their own neighborhoods. Those who do not are clearly looking for trouble.
Amendment VIII
Wherever niggers are causing trouble, arresting any nigger at the scene of the crime is just as good as arresting the one actually guilty of the crime in question.
Amendment IX
Niggers will never be treated like full citizens in America—no matter how hard they work to improve their circumstances.
Amendment X
A nigger who has no arrest record just hasn't been caught yet.